Welcome to Spring .. Some Interesting News is Hitting the Wire Today.  Read on ….

Progressive School District in Mississippi Planning “Straight-Free” Prom

• Ricky Martin and Toby Keith will headline the afterparty

Teacher Union Leader Comes Clean: “We don’t really care about children!”

• NEA general counsel Bob Chanin admits surprise — “Frankly, I can’t believe we had people going this long … I just had to tell!”

Texas Removes All References to Arkansas in State Textbooks

• State’s lead educator argues that “like evolution, the claim that there are fifty states is merely a theory.”

Max Brantley of the Arkansas Times - Caught Shopping at Wal-Mart

• Sources close to the Arkansas Times admit that Brantley is also an avid Glenn Beck listener.

Nation’s 4th Graders Continue to Trail Nation’s 5th Graders

• Experts fear this will continue into grade 6