You Go Girl

Posted by BKisida | Arkansas, Fayetteville, AR, Music - Movies - Entertainment | June 18, 2010

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Some Northwest Arkansas prudes are freaking out about a local woman’s art project.  Jessie Lunderby, a 21 year-old Washington County jailer, posed nude (gasp!) for Playboy.com.  You can see the “scandalous” pictures here (fair warning, they include nudity!).

A few local yokels are up in arms, some saying she should be fired.  KHOG has a video story that you can watch here.  The Dem-Gaz covered the story too, but, alas, did not include any of the art.  And we wonder why print media is dying.

I doubt Fayetteville residents actually care that much about what Jessie does in her spare time.  It’s not like Lunderby locked up a Hispanic woman and forgot about her for four days, leaving her without food, water, or a bathroom.  And it’s not like she was secretly watching inmates undress. She was simply producing art in her spare time.

Still, in the 40/29 story, Sheriff Hoyt made it clear that he is against free artistic expression.  Here’s an excerpt:

“Hoyt said they’re conducting an investigation to determine if Lunderby violated any one of two policies — conduct unbecoming or engaging in off-duty employment in an area that’s sexual in nature.”

“It goes against the very things that let people have confidence in our agency,” said Hoyt. “Subscribers can actually pay money, so somebody’s making money on this and money is changing hands. So it is a business and so we feel that that policy has been violated as well.”

Sexual in nature?  Maybe Hoyt should get his mind out of the gutter.  When I looked at the pictures, I saw beautiful works of art.  I guess to some people, it’s only art if it’s 500 years old and painted by an Italian.  Maybe Jessie should’ve posed with some swans.

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Comments (5)

Ha. This is just ridiculous. I’m glad we employ Maj. Hoyt to investigate this unthinkable behavior instead of, oh you know, going after real criminals. I would love an explanation of how this undermines confidence in the department. I think this sham of an investigation does more damage than a few benign photos ever could.

Maybe we should nominate Maj. Hoyt and the sheriff’s dept. for Nanny of the Month.

I expect local jailers to be role models and community leaders!

By the way, has Hef weighed in on this issue? Perhaps Mid-Riffs should conduct an undercover investigation at the Mansion to foil his brazen attempt to corrupt Washington County.

I had already read the Ark Dem-Gaz story on this, and was on the search for the photo “evidence”.

Mid-Riffs didn’t re-quote my favorite line from the Gazette article, so here it is (!!):

“Right now, we’re just trying to put the case together and outline the information,” Hoyt said. “We’ve collected the photos from the site and other sites so we’ll have evidence for anything that might happen.”

WE COLLECTED TEH PHOTOS FROM THE SITE AND OTHER SITES

LOL

Of course you did, Chief. All in a day’s work.

Now enjoy the photography and drop this silly investigation.

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